VFW puzzled as younger veterans refuse to join organization that hates them
Outreach efforts remain focused on insulting potential members until they qualify emotionally
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Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours
Fifth Fleet ensuring 'safety of our sailors first and foremost,' commander says while holding something in pocket
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Trump nominates giant floating pile of trash to lead Coast Guard
Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.
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Judge gives Coast Guard member choice between jail or joining the military
Seriously dude, time to step up.
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Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘cocaine whale’
The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.
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Military funeral attendees unsure whether soldier was special ops or dumbass
Both?
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Coast Guard saves shark from crazy, delusional police chief
“We see this sort of thing all the time," officials said.
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Coastie in distress takes long pause before calling Coast Guard for help
Gulp.
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New Coast Guard coloring book of drowned corpses promotes life jacket use
Some people are visual learners.
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Coast Guard recruitment incentive offers $115 in bed, bath & beyond coupons
This follows the Navy's 2020 "Wayfair, you've got the Navy I need" program.
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Biden considers forgiving troops' unpaid Ford Raptor loans
A Punisher decal may be thrown in for good measure.
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Family arrested over West Point cheating incident
The license plate game doesn't work in the commissary parking lot.
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Coast Guard commissions new cutter 'Ashton Kutcher'
The hero of the shallow seas finally gets his due.
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Veteran grandfather only mildly excited grandson decided to join Coast Guard
Smattering of applause.
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Toddler aimlessly wandering around base may be lost child or new XO
Either way, he is a cute little fella.
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Navy intel officer gives wrong secure phone number to creepy crypto guy
Quick thinking Rebecca!
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'All else fails' added to DoD operational risk management model
At least we tried right?
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Point/counterpoint: Here’s a list of resources for your military family vs don’t have a family, it’s a huge pain in our ass
Seems like a pretty even argument.
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People stranded on island wave away Coast Guard helicopter, “no thanks! It’s much better here!”
Can you blame them?
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Ghislaine Maxwell moved to VA hospital parking lot to await trial
"We expect her to be well-taken care of.”
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Duffel Blog presents: The top 5 excuses for avoiding a retirement ceremony
"I was giving Medusa a ride and accidentally looked at her and now I’m stone."
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