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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled

Sometimes you need to lick it first.

Cat Astronaut
Mar 04, 2024
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Dude! Are you just going in dry?

THE PENTAGON – In its latest modernization effort at improving cybersecurity hygiene for military families, the Department of Defense announced that the genitalia of all military spouses will become Common Access Card-enabled by the end of the fiscal year.

”The penises and vaginas of our military family members deserve the…

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