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Navy seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account

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Navy seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account
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SAN DIEGO, Ca. — A Navy Seal (the “ar-ar” kind, not the “HOO-YAH” kind) is facing backlash due his salacious activity on a popular adult content website.

Navy MK-69, or “Spanky” as he is called by colleagues, was recently suspended from all object retrieval and mine hunting duties following the discovery of his extremely popular OnlyFins account.

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