MARINE CORPS BASE QUANTICO, Va. – The Marine Corps is set to launch a video sharing service next month that will make it even easier for Marines to share homemade porn videos.
Officially called MarineNet Video Services, the system is designed to allow Marines to post small-unit training videos that they’ve captured on their personal phones or cameras. The service will not require a Common Access Card, or CAC, to post videos, however.
This means Marines will be able to post homemade porn weird happenings in the shower or toilet, and drunken idiocy videos – the only kinds of videos they make – directly from their mobile devices.
“Marines are always trying to stick their CACs in somewhere, but they really can just post videos straight from their phones,” said project developer Maj. Harold Johnson.
