North Koreans celebrate Kim Jong Un winning every Olympic gold medal

“The divine athleticism of our Dear Leader has shocked the war mongering West."

PYONGYANG — Olympic fever swept over the Hermit Kingdom faster than a winter famine this year as the nation celebrated the astonishing accomplishments of the North Korean Olympic Team in Paris. To date, the team, composed exclusively of North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, has reportedly been awarded “all the gold medals,” according to state-run new…