Rear Admiral who F*cked Around Retires Without Finding Out

Look, it's not like he's an E7.

Sailors form up to honor retiring RADM accused of unspeakable evils

NAVY YARD, Washington, DC — Acting Chief of Naval Operations Lisa M. Franchetti today announced that Rear Admiral Roger S. Trull, subject of multiple accusations that he had fucked around, will retire early without really finding out.

Trull was slated to assume duties as the Chief of Nava…