Seabee Can Fix Anything But Broken Heart

PORT HUENEME, Calif. – Seabee Brian Dennis, 26, assigned to Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 25, has shown that he is capable of fixing everything except his relationship.

“I thought things were going good with Amber,” Dennis told Duffel Blog while sullenly cutting a 2x4 into 2 inch pieces for no discernable reason. “I tuned up her car, helped patch t…