Skip to content
DUFFEL BLOG

Free military brief. No CAC required.

For more than a decade, we've deployed pitch perfect satire to service members around the world.

Join thousands of troops, veterans, and defense insiders who read Duffel Blog before breakfast.

“A must-read for national security nerds.”

—The Daily Beast
Subscribe form

Free. No spam. Unsubscribe anytime.

14years publishing
4,200+dispatches filed
20,000+readers briefed

Trump dashes across North Korean border in bid for asylum

Who thought he could move that fast?

Trump dashes across North Korean border in bid for asylum

PANMUNJOM, N.K. and DEMILITARIZED ZONE - In an unprecedented move that shocked the world, former President Donald Trump made a daring run across the North Korean border yesterday.

Clad in his signature red tie and sporting a “Make America Great Again” hat, Trump reportedly sprinted across the demilitarized zone (DMZ) shouting, “Rocket Man, take me in!,” possibly referring to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, with whom he shared an inconsistent relationship during his presidency.

More Stories

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal
WELCOME10 — 10% off applied at checkout

Add more for free shipping.

✓ You qualify for free shipping!