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Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps

What could go wrong? This is easy money.

Turn your access to classified information into a side hustle with these five steps
You’ve joined a long line of proud government employees with access to classified information!

FT. MEADE, Md. - So, you’ve finally made it - you convinced the government that you never used drugs and got yourself a security clearance.  What’s more, your unit’s information management and risk mitigation can’t keep up with the rate of O-3 and O-4 slide-making, and you’ve got access to information that barely anyone should have! How can you make the most of this dangerously misplaced trust while it lasts? 

Duffel Blog’s experts weigh in on five steps to serve yourself up a successful side gig!

Flaunt it if you’ve got it

The world needs to know that you’re in the know.  You can tell them subtly or not so subtly - we recommend both, with a heavy emphasis on the latter - but bottom line: make sure you get the word out!

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