Leaked: Fortnite revealed to be Ender’s Game

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Obese veteran agrees with Supreme Court on transgender troop ban

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Afraid of talking on radio, Millennials Snapchat for fire

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Typo causes Coast Guard to spend millions of dollars guarding nation's coats

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Navy and Disney partner to offer ‘the most magical deployments on earth’

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Nation's spies enroll in Trump Intel University after president says they should go back to school

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Nation’s cryptologists emerge from SCIF, predict another month-long government shutdown

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Taliban assure negotiators they’ll totally stop fighting after the US leaves

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Optimistic private sees burn pit as half full

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Camp Lejeune residents invoiced for any superpowers developed after water poisoning

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Soldier avoids UCMJ by living inside amnesty box

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Army leadership calls for “disruptive thinkers” to step forward so they can be more easily liquidated

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Lieutenant goes missing after chewing out command sergeant major

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After North Pole moves, NORAD assures Eric Trump it can still track Santa

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ISIS leader has volunteers for suicide bombings but no one will read his screenplay

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Fossils of prehistoric staff officer found frozen in Afghan Conex box

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Duffel Blog Presents: 5 tips for a killer beach body

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Sailor ready to defend nation after mandatory training

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Advice: Ask an NCO's Signature Block

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Bowser withdraws airships from World 7 despite plumber victories

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