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Platoon idiot charged with larceny in oxygen theft

CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — The platoon idiot for India Co., 2nd Platoon, 3rd Bn, 4th Marines has been arrested and charged with grand larceny after he was allegedly found to be stealing oxygen from government property, sources confirmed Tuesday.

“This is the most serious case of thievery we’ve ever encountered,” said Col. David Sawyer, a spokesman for the base.

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