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Creepy guy in S-2 thinks you have really nice skin

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 5 October 2022 · 1541

The following bit of disturbing news was broken to you after morning PT.

So, the creepy guy in S-2 was overheard commenting on your vibrant, glowing complexion, going on to debate with himself on what exfoliant you use to best preserve the suppleness of your hide.

No, not the halitosis guy with Coke-bottle glasses. The really creepy one. You know, the shifty-eyed, daywalking mouthbreather that’s always muttering to himself. Yeah, the one who just got his braces off. Him.

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