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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

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A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Sailor asks not what his country can do for him but what he can do half-assed for his country

SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Saying he's ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work — just as soon as he's done at medical — local Petty Officer 2nd Class Matthew Ruck tells Duffel Blog that he's proud to choose a life of service and sacrifice, asking every day not what his country can do for him but what he can do half-assed for his country.

"Truthfully, I don't even consider this work. It's a privilege to serve my Navy and this country," Ruck said, before adding: "By the way, think there’s any chance we’ll swing a half-day Friday?”

Ruck, 25, serves aboard the amphibious assault ship USS Peleliu as an Operations Specialist. A native of Hartford, Conn., the regular John Henry says growing up the son of an upper-middle class pharmaceuticals representative taught him the indelible value of a honest day's work. These hard-knock lessons have apparently paid off in spades aboard the Peleliu, where, by his own account, Ruck has earned a reputation as a driven, task-oriented professional.

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