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Vol. 15 · No. 132 · Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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Tech Sergeant ‘loves the smell of toner in the morning’

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OSAN AIR BASE, South Korea – US Air Force Tech. Sgt. William Kilgore “loves the smell of toner in the morning,” sources told Duffel Blog today.

Kilgore, assigned to the 51st Fighter Wing’s Logistics Readiness Squadron, is regarded by colleagues and superiors alike as a “reckless desk jockey,” often completing his assigned tasks at the expense of hundreds of toner cartridges.

According to Senior Airman Charles “Chef” Yates, the "brash, eccentric office cowboy" puts on several pots of coffee each day, precisely at 0745, 1045 and 1415, all the while humming “Ride of the Valkyries."

Sources also disclosed that the operatic anthem underscores Kilgore’s daily bowel movement at 0910.

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