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Shock poll: Over 68% of terrorists don't believe Obama is Muslim
AL-RAQQAH, SYRIA – In a shocking poll recently conducted among terrorist groups around the world, more than 68% of their members don't believe U.S. President Barack Obama is actually a practicing Muslim.
The poll was run by Mujahideen for Public Policy (MPP), a non-profit group in the Islamic State which regularly conducts terrorist public opinion polls, such as the best way to kill homosexuals or how many slave girls is too many.
Mohammed al-Khabass, a senior researcher at MPP, explained the results to Duffel Blog.
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