Houthi PC Small Group Alumni Shirt (👊🇺🇸🔥 Edition)
$24.99
Celebrate tactical brilliance, emoji diplomacy, and total OPSEC failure with the shirt that says, “I was there (in the Signal thread).” Featuring the now-iconic response from National Security Advisor Mike Waltz—👊🇺🇸🔥—this shirt is perfect for alumni of group chats where classified info and patriotic emojis go hand in hand.
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s soft enough to wear during late-night war planning sessions and breathable enough for the fallout when someone leaks the whole thing to The Atlantic. The emoji design keeps things simple, just like Waltz’s understanding of digital security.
Features:
• Pre-shrunk fabric, because the only thing that should shrink is your trust in encrypted group chats.
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and side-seamed construction for durability, even under intense scrutiny from congressional oversight.
• Lightweight and flattering, perfect for press briefings, court dates, or casual treason.
Whether you’re a Houthi PC veteran, a fan of emoji-based foreign policy, or just love your satire spicy, this shirt delivers maximum firepower with minimum accountability. 👊🇺🇸🔥 — now available in cotton.
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