Loose Signal Chats Greeting Card
$4.99
Because nothing says “I care” like a retro-inspired warning about digital recklessness.
Perfect for birthdays, promotions, retirements—or just gently roasting that one friend who treats Signal like a confessional booth—the Loose Signal Chats greeting card combines vintage vibes with a modern dose of “don’t be that guy.” Whether you’re sending love, congratulations, or a subtle reminder to maybe not drop classified in the group chat, this card delivers with vibrant color and brutal accuracy.
Specs:
• Printed on heavyweight 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard—sturdy enough for satire
• Available in Small, Medium, and “oh no, they really did that” Large
• Toner-based printing for vivid colors and maximum snark impact
• Comes with a complimentary envelope, so even your warnings arrive professionally
Perfect For:
– Sending encouragement (or mockery) to your OPSEC-challenged comrades
– Gag gifts for the intel community
– That Signal thread reunion no one asked for
Because loose chats don’t just sink ships—they ruin careers.
Duffel PX
Morale issue deskWelcome to the Duffel PX.
Morale products for troops, veterans, and people who know this meeting could have been an email.
Supporter PX perk
Paid members get 15% off. Super Fans get 20% off.
Unlock the archive, comments, Sunday Reader, and a standing Duffel PX discount. Already a paid member? Sign in to use your discount.
Currently issued
The products command has not specifically prohibited yet.
Shop by operational need
Find your assigned grievance.
Best sellers
Popular with readers and therefore suspicious.
New drops
Freshly requisitioned morale items.
All supplies
The complete inventory.
Everything currently issued, tolerated, or not yet specifically prohibited.
Showing .
Loading more supplies...
End of issued supplies.
No products in this category.
Issued to:
This combination is unavailable.
Qty
No prior authorization required.
Item description
Recommended for:
- •
Field notes
- •
PX loadout
Frequently issued together
A small kit of adjacent morale supplies, pre-checked for anyone who wants command climate in bulk.
Curated kit
PX Bulletin
Morale impact not independently verified.
Approved for staff meetings, airport terminals, and pretending this deployment makes strategic sense.
Complete the loadout
Get 10% off your first order
Sign up for Duffel Blog updates and we'll apply 10% off at checkout. No spam, just satire.
You're in!
Your discount has been applied. It'll be automatically included when you check out.
Code:
WELCOME10
