Loose Signal Chats Shirt
$24.99
Loose chats sink careers.
Inspired by vintage wartime warnings and modern messaging disasters, the Loose Signal Chats shirt is your daily reminder that even encrypted conversations can go full Titanic. Perfect for intel professionals, digital skeptics, and anyone who’s ever seen a classified thread turn into a group meltdown.
This tee is soft, lightweight, and offers just enough stretch to remain comfortable while you scroll, cringe, and double-check your recipient list for the fifth time.
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton—because your shirt should be secure, even if your messages aren’t
• Pre-shrunk fabric, so the only thing that shrinks is your trust in Signal
• Durable construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping—stronger than the group chat’s OPSEC
Great for meetings, morale events, or anytime someone says, “I think this chat is fine.” Wear it. Regret nothing. But maybe… think before you type.
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