No Shit, There I Was shirt

$24.99

Ready to wear your most epic tales on your sleeve? Or, well, technically on your chest? The "No Shit, There I Was" tee is practically a wearable war story, sans the actual classified info, of course.

Let's break down your new verbal valor badge:

Fabric: We're talking 100% combed and ring-spun cotton here. That's mil-spec for "it feels like your old academy tee but without the sweat stains and despair."

Variety: With a smorgasbord of colors like Ash, Heather, Athletic, and Black Heather, there's a shade for every level of storytelling flair.

Durability: At 4.2 oz, this fabric weight means it's sturdy enough to withstand a few "friendly" bar-side grabs as your story heats up.

Fit: Pre-shrunk with side-seamed construction, because the only surprise you want is on the listeners' faces, not the fit of your shirt post-wash.

Comfort: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means you're battle-ready, or bar-ready, with comfort that'll last longer than your audience's attention span.

This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a conversation starter, a silent heads-up that you've got stories that'll make their mandatory online training look like a tropical getaway. So, grab one, and let the "No Shit, There I Was" moments begin! Size guide

LENGTH (inches)

WIDTH (inches)

CHEST (inches)

XS

27

16 ½

31-34

S

28

18

34-37

M

29

20

38-41

L

30

22

42-45

XL

31

24

46-49

2XL

32

26

50-53