Unisex Brown Rifle Chai Zip Hoodie
$34.99
Perfect for those who like their apparel like their coffee—strong, smooth, and a little tactical. The Unisex Brown Rifle Chai Zip Hoodie is the perfect blend of rugged practicality and all-day comfort, whether you’re at the range, the coffee shop, or just trying to avoid unnecessary small talk at the commissary.
Crafted from a soft fleece fabric so cozy it feels like a warm embrace from a former drill instructor who finally admits they’re proud of you. The sturdy metal zipper is built to last, much like your deeply ingrained skepticism about government-issued gear. Plus, the double-needle stitching ensures this hoodie can survive everything from a light jog to a late-night “spirited discussion” about Clausewitz.
The color? A bold brown that camouflages stains, spills, and the occasional tear of frustration when you realize your favorite snack is MIA. With convenient front pockets for carrying your phone, snacks, or an emergency pack of sarcasm, it’s practically a deployment-ready essential.
Pro Tip: It pairs exceptionally well with Brown Rifle Chai Tea or your beverage of choice because hydration is important—even when it’s caffeinated.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
27
38 - 41
33 ½
M
28
42 - 45
34 ½
L
29
46 - 49
35 ½
XL
30
50 - 53
36 ½
2XL
31
54 - 57
37 ½
3XL
32
58 - 61
38 ½
4XL
33
62 - 65
39 ½
5XL
34
66 - 69
40 ½
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