Unisex 'Intentionally Left Blank' Shirt
$24.99
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a walking enigma, and a subtle nod to the power of saying absolutely nothing. The Intentionally Left Blank shirt is perfect for those who prefer to let their fashion do the talking (while it actually says nothing at all). It’s the ultimate uniform for satirical masterminds and minimalists alike.
Made from 100% cotton (or a cotton-poly blend for the heathered options), this classic tee is as soft as your heart when you see a perfectly executed punchline. Its structured fit and sharp lines ensure you’ll look as polished as an officer’s boots—just without the hassle of an inspection.
Whether you’re layering it for streetwear vibes or rocking it solo to keep people guessing, this shirt is extra trendy and ready for duty. Pro Tip: Wear it while explaining to someone why “intentionally left blank” is a statement, not an oversight.
Silence speaks volumes. So does this shirt. Sort of. Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S
28
18
15 ⅝
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 ½
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 ½
3XL
33
28
22 ¾
4XL
34
30
24 ¼
5XL
35
32
25 ¼
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