Unisex ‘Pentagon to Weed Out Extremists by Banning Marine Corps’ Shirt

$24.99

Show your pride for bold solutions to complex problems—or at least the satire that points them out. This tee takes aim at the headlines with a slogan as sharp as a Marine’s high-and-tight and as unapologetic as a Gunny with zero f*cks.

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is soft enough for every branch of service, even if it’s destined to ruffle some dress blues. Lightweight and with just the right amount of stretch, it’s comfortable whether you’re storming the beach or storming the kitchen for snacks.

Features:

• Pre-shrunk fabric, so it fits just as well after a night of questionable decisions.

• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability, because this shirt has to survive as many battles as its message.

Perfect for Veterans Day barbecues, spirited inter-branch debates, or making everyone at the VA waiting room chuckle. Whether you’re a Marine or just admire their unmatched ability to take a joke, this shirt is your new go-to for tactical humor. Size guide

LENGTH (inches)

WIDTH (inches)

CHEST (inches)

XS

27

16 ½

31-34

S

28

18

34-37

M

29

20

38-41

L

30

22

42-45

XL

31

24

46-49

2XL

32

26

50-53

3XL

33

28

54-57

4XL

34

30

58-61

5XL

35

31

62-65