Unisex ‘Study Says VA Unable to Provide Veterans Relief That Drugs and Alcohol Can’ Shirt
$24.99
Perfect for those who understand that sometimes the truth is stranger—and darker—than fiction. This satirical masterpiece on soft, lightweight fabric will keep you comfortable as you deliver hard-hitting truths (or just snarky commentary) with every step you take.
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee offers just the right amount of stretch for a fit that’s both flattering and forgiving—unlike the wait times at the VA. Pre-shrunk for consistency, because unlike life, at least this shirt won’t shrink under pressure.
Features:
• A bold headline that captures the essence of modern satire, letting you say what everyone’s thinking—without having to say a word.
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for maximum durability, because satire this sharp cuts deep.
Wear it to the bar, the VA, or your next veterans’ meeting, and get ready for nods of grim agreement—or laughter, depending on the crowd. Disclaimer: Shirt does not come with actual relief but pairs well with dark humor and strong beverages. Size guide
LENGTH (inches)
WIDTH (inches)
CHEST (inches)
XS
27
16 ½
31-34
S
28
18
34-37
M
29
20
38-41
L
30
22
42-45
XL
31
24
46-49
2XL
32
26
50-53
3XL
33
28
54-57
4XL
34
30
58-61
5XL
35
31
62-65
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