Unisex ‘VA Hospital Burned to Ground, Rated 30% Destroyed’ Shirt

$24.99

When the bar is low, even the ashes can clear it. This shirt captures the essence of dealing with the VA with a dark headline that might just make you laugh out loud—or nod in grim agreement. Perfect for anyone who’s ever spent an hour on hold waiting to be told to call another department.

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as soft and lightweight as the excuses you’ve heard from the VA hotline. With the right amount of stretch, it’s flattering enough for those who want to look good while delivering their daily dose of sarcasm.

Features:

• Pre-shrunk fabric, because it’s one thing you can count on to stay consistent (unlike your appointments).

• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability, just in case you need to throw it in your go-bag for another PCS move.

Wear it to your next VA appointment, veterans’ gathering, or casual day at work. This shirt is your go-to for pointing out the flaws while still finding the humor in the system. After all, it’s rated the best—what could go wrong? Size guide

LENGTH (inches)

WIDTH (inches)

CHEST (inches)

XS

27

16 ½

31-34

S

28

18

34-37

M

29

20

38-41

L

30

22

42-45

XL

31

24

46-49

2XL

32

26

50-53

3XL

33

28

54-57

4XL

34

30

58-61

5XL

35

31

62-65