WhiskeyLeaks Drink Coaster
$7.99
Because the only thing that should leave a mark is your drink—not your digital footprint.
Protect your furniture from spills, stains, and unauthorized disclosures with the WhiskeyLeaks Coaster—the ideal surface for your glass and your mistakes. Whether you’re sipping bourbon or nervously refreshing a group chat for signs of a breach, this heat-resistant, water-repellent cork-back coaster has your back (unlike certain Signal threads).
Crafted with a high-gloss finish and rounded corners for a sleek, polished look—much like the excuses issued at the next press conference. Pair it with the WhiskeyLeaks Rocks Glass for the full “oops, I leaked it again” experience.
Features:
• Hardboard MDF with cork backing: stable, secure, and less likely to crack under pressure than your comms team
• Heat-resistant and waterproof, because leaks happen—but not on your coffee table
• Easy to clean, even if the same can’t be said for your career
Perfect as a gift, conversation piece, or subtle reminder to maybe not hit “send” next time. One coaster per item—because even satire has OPSEC.
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