LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Local veteran Thomas “Dadbod” Rawlings is scrambling to find a flattering picture of his time in the military to post on Facebook, sources report.

Rawlings, a former Army infantryman who deployed to Iraq in 2004 as a Small-Regular, has since grown into Extra Large-Extra Long as a healthy unemployed veteran. But he’s desperate to relive his glory days on social media, he told reporters.

“Its all about the ‘likes,’” Rawlings explained. “That's why we served. And ladies don’t like the large fellas like they used to.”