This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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Situation Report
Stuart Scheller to regain credibility with appearance on Tucker Carlson
This should fix everything.
Marine Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller, who was discharged for making videos publicly questioning his chain of command while in uniform, has announced he will rebuild his credibility by appearing on Tucker Carlson this week.
“Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller is excited for the opportunity to clear his good name while capitalizing on his newfound fame and fundraising opportunities,” according to a press release announcing the interview from the BoyDidIFuckUpMyRetirement Foundation, a non-profit established on Scheller’s behalf.
The delusional whackjob that nobody takes seriously is scheduled to interview Scheller on January 4th.
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