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86% of active-duty Marines watching porn right now, study finds
QUANTICO, Va. — A new study shows that the vast majority of active-duty Marines are watching porn at this moment, Duffel Blog has learned.
The Manhattan Institute conducted the anonymous survey and included Marines of all ranks and occupational specialties. According to the results, most Marines spend the majority of any given day "enjoying unrealistic, voluptuous women" vicariously in their barracks room.
Marines deployed to Central Command's area of operations were at least 15 times more likely to be "drooling over cell phones and laptops," the study added.
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