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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

The 12 days of extra duty

Merry Christmas, Boot. You got firewatch.

The 12 days of extra duty
This is some buuuuuullshit, bro.

FT. MOORE, Ga. — Duffel Blog obtained the following excerpt from a leaked IG complaint which was authenticated by an anonymous representative of the E4 Mafia.

On the first day of extra duty, my squad leader gave to me - an ass-chewing for all to see.

On the second day of extra duty, my squad leader gave to me: Two smoke sessions and an ass-chewing for all to see.

On the third day of extra duty, my squad leader gave to me: Three police calls, Two smoke sessions, and an ass-chewing for all to see.

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