This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
Story Roundup
Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.
Situation Report
Traffic cone promoted to 1st Sgt
A hell of a leader, Army officials say.
FORT BRAGG, N.C.—A traffic cone has just come down on the first sergeant list to uproarious applause.
“He’s the most consistent leader we’ve got,” said Col. Adam Cobb, chief of staff for the 82nd Airborne Division.
Duffel Blog reporters were given unprecedented access to the new first sergeant, his career, and the reasons why his actions have been praised by Maj. Gen. Christopher C. LaNeve, the commander of the 82nd Airborne.
We began the day early and in a pool, where the first sergeant led combat water survival training.
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Pentagon unveils ‘Send Someone Else’ campaign for Iran war supporters
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Trump strikes deal to buy precision missiles from North Korea
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Air Force IG uncovers SNACKOs taking kickbacks from Big Insulin
R.J. Williams
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Pentagon facing dangerous shortage of fucks given
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Opinion: Listen up, assholes. Turn in your excess cruise missiles or everybody stays in formation
Bull Winkle
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