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Situation Report
Trump denies Russia hacking while Putin types furiously on laptop during press conference
HELSINKI, Finland — President Donald Trump once again denied Russia was responsible for any kind of hacking during the 2016 election as Russian President Vladimir Putin was seen furiously typing on a laptop during a joint press conference, sources confirmed today.
"President Putin says it's not Russia. I don't see any reason why it would be," Trump said before looking over at Putin, who was in the middle of composing an email to the head of Russia's military intelligence agency (GRU).
"LOL," the message read, according to sources familiar with the matter in Units 26165 and 74455.
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