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Trump orders Pershing’s corpse to conduct another punitive invasion of Mexico

By Duffel Blog Staff
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has ordered the corpse of Army Gen. John J. Pershing to invade Mexico again and defeat “bad hombres,” according to a new National Security Decision Directive obtained by Duffel Blog.

Gen. Pershing first led an Army expedition into Mexico in 1916. He died in 1948 on god-fearing American soil.

Pershing’s remains were ordered to go to Mexico and “hang ‘em, hang ‘em high,” by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Joseph Dunford. Dunford hand-delivered the directive to Pershing’s Arlington grave.

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