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Coast Guard vows to move to Canada if Trump is elected
BOSTON — The United States Coast Guard will move to Canada if Donald Trump is elected as Commander-in-Chief, Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Paul F. Zukunft announced at a press conference today.
“Frankly I don’t see the point in saving the lives of people who would self destructively vote in a guy like that," Zukunft said. “Why would we waste the man-hours and asset capabilities? It’s pointless!”
Trump campaign staffers had reached out to Coast Guard Atlantic and Pacific Headquarters once it became clear Trump would be the Republican nominee to discuss the future the role of their service in a Trump administration.
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