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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

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Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

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A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

VA adds 'and a wake up' to automated phone wait time

WASHINGTON — The Department of Veterans Affairs will soon replace its automated system announcing telephone wait time, to address concerns about the length and accuracy of those times, Secretary Robert McDonald announced today.

The “revolutionary technology” would automatically add the words “and a wake up” to the estimated time given by the former system, ensuring the needs of veterans will be met statistically faster than ever before.

For instance, when the system would previously announce, “Your expected wait time is two hours,” it will now tell a caller, “Your expected wait time is two hours — and a wake up,” or, the alternating message, “Your call matters to us. An operator will be with you in two hours and a wake up.”

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