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Vol. 15 · No. 126 · Wednesday, 21 October 2026

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Vulgar Marine sentenced to finish enlistment in Air Force

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LACKLAND AFB, TX — A military judge has condemned a vulgar Marine to serve out the remainder of his enlistment in the United States Air Force in order to become more civilized, a military court has announced.

"This Marine obviously needs more culture," said Lt. Col. Roger Holloman, the presiding judge, "and the Air Force is the best place to reform his 'potty mouth' and boorish mannerisms."

The ruling comes after Lance Cpl. Francis Laurent, a decorated infantryman, landed himself in hot water by embarrassing his commanding officer by using vulgarity and putting his hands in his pockets in front of a distinguished visitor.

Laurent was charged with violating Article 89 of the UCMJ, which addresses disrespecting a superior commissioned officer. Instead of throwing him in the brig or sending him to Twentynine Palms, however, Holloman decided that Laurent should be given a chance for reform by being transferred to the Air Force so he can learn to act somewhat sophisticated.

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