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Former ‘Ranger’ Tom Cotton refuses to call Jill Biden ‘Doctor'
“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger.
Jan 25
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Recruiter nervously watching economy improve
“Shit,” he muttered. The unemployment rate had just dropped to 6.9 percent.
Jan 23
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Space Force fitness test to be administered entirely in swivel chairs
“Swively rolly office chairs are a staple of the Space Force,” said Guardian Groot-Class Gaius Baltar.
Jan 22
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Michael Flynn hired to teach un-ethics class at Army War College
“As a popular song goes, Gen. Flynn has ‘perfect imperfections,” an Army official said.
Jan 20
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Iraq evacuates nonessential workers, fortifies embassy ahead of US presidential inauguration
Iraq also asked the U.N. to set up a "no fly zone" over Washington, D.C.
Jan 18
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Most Space Force recruits already speak Klingon, study finds
“A guardian’s ability to learn Klingon demonstrates an aptitude to learn other languages," an official said.
Jan 16
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Critics warn National Guard lacks exit strategy for presidential inauguration
“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer.
Jan 15
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Trump pardons Fort Hood
“You’re beautiful. We love you. Come see me at my inauguration,” the soon-to-be-former president told the guards.
Jan 13
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Bewildered senior airman learns he is new acting Secretary of Defense
“Is this like an extra duty?” asked Senior Airman Davis McDaniels.
Jan 11
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Duffel Blog Presents: The Top 5 excuses for avoiding a retirement ceremony
"I was giving Medusa a ride and accidentally looked at her and now I’m stone."
Jan 9
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Trump adds prominent barracks lawyer to 'legal dream team'
“A pardon is basically, like, it’s not guilty, you know what I mean bro?
Jan 8
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Army's new strategic plan for 2021 outlines the next 10 to 15 minutes
“Planning 10-15 minutes into the future is risky and ambitious. So, it’s an aspirational goal.”
Jan 6
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