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“It’s just misleading,” said the former 101st Airborne Officer who campaigned on his experience as an Army Ranger.
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“Shit,” he muttered. The unemployment rate had just dropped to 6.9 percent.
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“Swively rolly office chairs are a staple of the Space Force,” said Guardian Groot-Class Gaius Baltar.
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“As a popular song goes, Gen. Flynn has ‘perfect imperfections,” an Army official said.
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Iraq also asked the U.N. to set up a "no fly zone" over Washington, D.C.
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“A guardian’s ability to learn Klingon demonstrates an aptitude to learn other languages," an official said.
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“We have no metric for what success looks like,” said one high ranking officer.
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“You’re beautiful. We love you. Come see me at my inauguration,” the soon-to-be-former president told the guards.
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“Is this like an extra duty?” asked Senior Airman Davis McDaniels.
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"I was giving Medusa a ride and accidentally looked at her and now I’m stone."
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“A pardon is basically, like, it’s not guilty, you know what I mean bro?
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“Planning 10-15 minutes into the future is risky and ambitious. So, it’s an aspirational goal.”
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