National pool opening day, according to most citizens.
Get ready for a unit of burly galactic spartans.
A vast drink list and collective defense at reasonable prices.
From a mountain of moral high ground
A hell of a leader, Army officials say.
Refer and you shall receive.
Russia’s military is apparently as leaky as SCOTUS
Better than a free foot long!
"I know how to own a courtroom."
Chin up, at least the tanks are moving.
Definitely sus.
It works here.