Archive - Duffel Blog

Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend

Sure, you can feel a little bad for the guy.

8 hrs ago •

The Ghost of Jimmy Carter

Hegseth vows to implement new 'Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell' drinking policy

If he smells like tequila, ask no questions, and he’ll tell you no lies.

Jan 10 •

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh

Local Marine recruiter fist fights Matt Gaetz over high school senior

"I have no idea why my former Congressman was here in a red convertible Mercedes."

Jan 8 •

SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret

"Our nation expects only the best from SOF, including their transition to the crazed veteran life."

Jan 6 •

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh

December 2024

A Duffel Blog holiday break

Merry Christmas! We're going on vacation.

Dec 25, 2024 •

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire

Dec 24, 2024 •

Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh

Help save a Fort Carson soldier from starving this holiday season

"Operation Star-Spangled Sustenance" aims to feed hungry soldiers for just $1.23 a day.

Dec 23, 2024 •

Retiree at Commissary reads entire label of Campbell’s Chunky Soup out loud

The soliloquy was witnessed by an audience of dozens in Aisle 3 during the lunchtime rush.

Dec 20, 2024 •

Mike Charles Delta

Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels

Senior defense officials have major concerns about obeying such orders without additional funding from Congress.

Dec 18, 2024 •

New Department of Gov. Efficiency seeks majors and staff NCOs as military liaisons

The new agency is seeking military-grade efficiency.

Dec 16, 2024 •

Paul J. O’Leary

Hegseth announces new $HARP program to combat military sexual assault

The 2025 Pay Harassers and Assault Reporters Plenty program is coming soon.

Dec 13, 2024 •

Paul J. O’Leary

Incoming DNI Tulsi Gabbard vows to delete 'fake' intel connecting her to Russia

Meanwhile, local IT professionals have been baffled by a sudden surge in job listings for “data sanitization experts."

Dec 11, 2024 •

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