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Trump declines parade march, citing sudden bone spur flare-up

Trump declines parade march, citing sudden bone spur flare-up

Insists he's ‘more injured than most heroes’ after learning parade route involves walking.

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WASHINGTON — President Donald J. Trump announced today he will not be marching in Saturday’s march to honor the Army’s 250th anniversary, citing a sudden and severe resurgence of bone spurs— a condition historically known for flaring up at the exact moment when patriotism becomes physically demanding.

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