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'It's like living in a school zone,' says rattled Secret Service agent protecting Trump
"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
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W.E. Linde
7
Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades
"It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed."
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As for Class
6
Berkeley Home Depot unveils 10% military surcharge
"A perfect way to show our veterans how much this community respects their service.”
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Duffel Blog Staff
5
Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with Honor Flight to New York
The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”
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Clay Beyersdorfer
4
Air Force One makes emergency landing at Dairy Queen
The president really wanted a Blizzard®
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Clay Beyersdorfer
4
Future Gold Star families torn over who will offer least support when their child dies
"Do I want Trump to forget to call me or Harris? It’s a pickle.”
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Kay Too Ess Ohhhhh
2
5 dead, 3 hospitalized after Airmen try MREs on a dare
Don't try this at home, kids.
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As for Class
3
Corpsman recommends masturbating into clean, dry socks
'Yes, CLP is a lubricant. No, it is not meant for you'
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Thunder Chicken
3

August 2024

Trump criticized for 'sneaking in a quick nine' at Arlington National Cemetery
“Where’s McCain?” Trump asked. “I want to make a chip shot off his headstone.”
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W.E. Linde
9
Opinion: This Page Maliciously Left Blank
You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.
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Ironic Major
2
Iran threatens Israel with 'Updog' weapon
Iran has remained tight-lipped on the exact nature of this new threat.
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MrScorpio
4
Is America ready for a POG Vice President?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
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Cat Astronaut
4
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