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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

A shortlist of things US Navy submarines have never collided with, but might one day

They are probably using Apple Maps.

A shortlist of things US Navy submarines have never collided with, but might one day

NAVAL SUBMARINE BASE NEW LONDON, Conn. – U.S. Navy submarines excel at destroying stuff, including things that aren’t enemies. In the past dozen years, Navy subs have banged head-on into such non-belligerents as a fishing trawler, Aegis cruiser, amphibious transport dock, a tanker, and two undersea mountains that had not moved in millions of years.

After each accident, the Navy has vowed to improve navigation skills. While that multi-year program develops, here are some things and places that might suffer a loud meeting with the “Silent Service:”

1. Another U.S. submarine: The surface force is all over smashing into their own, and foreign subs have already done this. They can’t own all the headlines.

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