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This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.

Story Roundup

Pentagon casualties, metric improvement, and Fat Leonard’s least dignified phase.

Situation Report

A State Department map that relocated most of Africa, one ambitious government travel card, and 5,200 medical students moved from dorms that definitely do not have mold.

Ken Burns documentary reveals the truth about Wagner

Consider our minds blown.

Ken Burns documentary reveals the truth about Wagner

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — A new documentary by filmmaker Ken Burns shatters one of the Marine Corps’ most cherished beliefs — that Wagner absolutely loves the cock.

“Wagner,” the latest work by the award-winning documentarian whose credits include “The Civil War” and “Baseball,” alleges that Wagner, in fact, hated the cock.

“Wagner was one gung-ho Marine, but man, did he hate the cock — I’m dying to know who he pissed off to end up as the base pecker checker. By the end, he could barely look at his own,” a friend, Cpl. James Timmins said in the film.

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