Claiming massive touchdown fraud, Navy vows to fight game results to Supreme Court
"They needed to stop counting the points, but they didn’t."
By Bull Winkle
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — After losing the annual Army-Navy football game, a coach for the Naval Academy’s midshipmen is ditching 130 years of tradition and refusing to concede the win to the Army team, sources confirmed today.
“We all know that Army only won this game by stealing it,” said Navy Assistant Coach Dirk Bagodix. “They needed to stop cou…
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