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Colonel Sanders, Cap’n Crunch locked in bitter stolen valor feud
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Colonel Sanders, Cap’n Crunch locked in bitter stolen valor feud

“That loser Crunch has faked being a captain for decades,” said Sanders.

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CHICAGO, IL — The American eating industry is engulfed in scandal as two beloved food icons accuse each other of making half-baked claims about their military rank and service record, sources confirmed today.

The recipe for controversy began when long-time KFC spokesman Colonel Sanders questioned Cap’n Crunch, the famed cereal front man. Sanders noticed …

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