Congress launches joint select committee to gut-check virility of US military

Unmasculine activities in the armed forces are out

By Task Force Football Bat

THE CAPITOL — In the wake of Rep. Matt Gaetz’s railing against ‘woke’ culture in the U.S. military, lawmakers are making a stand where national security is concerned, activating a new Joint Select Committee on Unmasculine Activities in the Armed Forces.

The creation of the committee has been lauded by masculinity experts nationw…