Duffel Blog Presents: The 17 best signature block quotes

By As For Class

We have been plagued with them for decades. Signature block quotes that just hit you right in the cringe bones. Duffel Blog has asked its writers to choose the best of the worst.

Here are their selections.

17:

“He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.”

—Sun Tzu

Basically from any officer in your chain of command. Sun Tzu is still popular thousands of years later.

16:

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

—Marilyn Monroe

By your platoon leader.

15:

“Lions are not concerned with the opinions of sheep.”

—Tywin Lannister

From the oddly shaped, socially awkward analyst who always carries multiple pocket knives on his person but keeps failing to qualify on the rifle range.

14:

“Don’t write me a novel, I won’t read it.”

—Capt. Launchpad McQuack

From your commander, who swears they read all of your SITREPs. Spoi…