F*ckin’ boot didn’t even leak any of the good shit about aliens

We don't wanna say it's aliens, buuuuuut...

Apr 17, 2023

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Stupid boot.

OTIS ANG BASE, Mass. —Sources said they were disappointed this week after a leak of Top Secret military documents “didn’t even contain any of the good shit about aliens.”

“Seriously, this guy’s gonna go through all the trouble of leaking classified documents and not even include any of the juicy extraterrestrial stuff?” one Discord user compl…

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