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Marine scientists discover water also makes the grass grow

Spirit of the bayonet is now "To Hydrate"

Marine scientists discover water also makes the grass grow

USMC Martial Arts Instructor Cpl. Andy Slavin unveils a plant grown with water, not blood!

CAMP LEJEUNE, N.C. — In a shocking discovery sure to revolutionize lawn care across the Corps, Marine scientists have announced that water – in addition to making the oceans and rivers of the world wet – also makes grass grow.

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