Meet the boot who cares about the Army-Navy game

We are just glad someone does.

By RED Friday

Norfolk, VA — After an extensive search, investigators were able to locate the one enlisted person who cares about the Army/Navy game, sources report.

Seaman Apprentice Wilford Durbans was shocked to learn he was the only person boot enough to care about Naval Academy football.

“These are our future officers and leaders proving themselves on …