Milley opens 'Joint Chiefs' cannabis shop outside Fort Myer gate

"Bro! 'High Command' bro! Get it? High Command!"

Sooooooooooo chill RN, bruh.

ARLINGTON, Va. - Recently-retired Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and head of all US armed forces, Gen. Mark Milley, today opened the doors to his next chapter - a cannabis dispensary called “The Joint Chiefs of Stash.”