Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program

You can be his wingman anytime

Take the time to take the pictures, you’re gonna need it on an office wall someday.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Navy has introduced a new initiative aimed at promoting more douchebag naval aviation officers to higher ranks. The Douchebag to Admiral Program (DAP) is a strategic effort set to launch in May in hopes of transforming even the most insufferable and…