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Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program

Navy introduces douchebag to admiral program

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Apr 26, 2024
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Navy has introduced a new initiative aimed at promoting more douchebag naval aviation officers to higher ranks. The Douchebag to Admiral Program (DAP) is a strategic effort set to launch in May in hopes of transforming even the most insufferable and…

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